War with Iran? Assad’s a big loser? Putin’s not a pal anymore? Kavanaugh is a great guy? Rosenstein’s fired? CNN’s fake? Avenatti’s a low-life? Xi’s a great friend (but a thief on trade)? Trudeau can suck it? We love Mexico? NoKo and SoKo are our new best friends? Powell’s a disappointment? Record high stocks? Record low unemployment?